Dear Loyal Readers:
We are going on vacation tomorrow! We are headed to Cape Cod, MA, where we rented a beach house for the week. We’re going with my brother Brandon, his girlfriend Amanda, and my brother Eric. It’ll be the first time us kids go on vacation without our parents. God, we’re so grown up.
We won’t have internet access at the beach house, but we’ll try to send updates to twitter by cellphone, so you can keep up with us. I’ll have lots of stories about all the animals that are sure to attack me when we get back.