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	<title>Comments on: How to Feel Like A Complete Jerk</title>
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		<title>By: Bethany</title>
		<link>http://kingsoftheroad.org/2008/01/15/how-to-feel-like-a-complete-jerk/#comment-14315</link>
		<dc:creator>Bethany</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 13:21:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I never thought to pull the "i can't read good" line! Ha!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I never thought to pull the &#8220;i can&#8217;t read good&#8221; line! Ha!</p>
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		<title>By: Sharkie</title>
		<link>http://kingsoftheroad.org/2008/01/15/how-to-feel-like-a-complete-jerk/#comment-14153</link>
		<dc:creator>Sharkie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 18:24:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HA! Way to work the pregnancy card.  I was once in the store where the guy behind me had a gazillion items in the express line.  As I was gathering my bags to leave, I heard the store clerk say "uh, sir, this is the express line and you should not be here"... to which he replied, without missing a beat, "Oh, I'm sorry, I got educated in DC public schools."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HA! Way to work the pregnancy card.  I was once in the store where the guy behind me had a gazillion items in the express line.  As I was gathering my bags to leave, I heard the store clerk say &#8220;uh, sir, this is the express line and you should not be here&#8221;&#8230; to which he replied, without missing a beat, &#8220;Oh, I&#8217;m sorry, I got educated in DC public schools.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: suicide_blond</title>
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		<dc:creator>suicide_blond</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh no..i know how you feel.... i did that once..when i was in a grocery store that i dont usually go to... and a really mean and super LARGE "lady" with only one pie... got all mad..i tried to explain saying i was sorry... this isnt my usual store... she just stomped her feet and said..."i guess since you dont USUALLY shop here...that means you cant read?" i was mortified...THEN.. when the cashier asked if i had a "Bonus CArd" and i said no... he asked the mean lady for hers!!!! OMG... she was mad....
anyway... glad nobody was mean..i think the big lady with the pie scarred me for life...
xoxo</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh no..i know how you feel&#8230;. i did that once..when i was in a grocery store that i dont usually go to&#8230; and a really mean and super LARGE &#8220;lady&#8221; with only one pie&#8230; got all mad..i tried to explain saying i was sorry&#8230; this isnt my usual store&#8230; she just stomped her feet and said&#8230;&#8221;i guess since you dont USUALLY shop here&#8230;that means you cant read?&#8221; i was mortified&#8230;THEN.. when the cashier asked if i had a &#8220;Bonus CArd&#8221; and i said no&#8230; he asked the mean lady for hers!!!! OMG&#8230; she was mad&#8230;.<br />
anyway&#8230; glad nobody was mean..i think the big lady with the pie scarred me for life&#8230;<br />
xoxo</p>
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