Dear Person Who Took My Coat at Modern Nails in the Pentagon City Mall:
I hate you. That was my only maternity coat, and the only coat I own that fits over my baby belly. Now I have nothing. It is cold. You suck. I know it was probably a mistake, and you will hopefully soon realize that you have my Gap coat and not your Land’s End Coat. An easy mistake, because they are both red. But you did not look at the label when you picked it up, and you just grabbed the first red coat you saw. Mine was on top, yours was hidden under another coat.
RETURN MY COAT RIGHT NOW. I am very angry and very cold. And I do believe that Karma will get you if you don’t give me my coat back.
Sincerely,
Bethany