Lately, my ear has felt clogged and congested, a symptom I just can’t seem to shake from when I jumped from cold to flu and back to cold. I finally made an appointment with an Ear, Nose and Throat Doctor. I went to the appointment, and thirty minutes later I had a referral for a CT Scan of my sinuses. All I wanted was some antibiotics to make my ear better, but instead I got a doom and gloom diagnosis of possible sinusitis and a deviated septum.
I had the CT scan yesterday, and thank GOD they gave me the CD with the images on it to take with me. Thanks to google, Dr. House and Jeopardy, I was able to make my own diagnosis. According to the pictures, I have:
- A giant face-eating tumor
- A baby octopus living inside my head
- A severely cracked and dented skull
It’s not multiple choice. I’ve got all three. See?
And:
Also:
I’m going to say it right now: I refuse to leave the house with a face bandage on. I just won’t do it.