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So Cold

Dear Person Who Took My Coat at Modern Nails in the Pentagon City Mall:
I hate you. That was my only maternity coat, and the only coat I own that fits over my baby belly. Now I have nothing. It is cold. You suck. I know it was probably a mistake, and you will hopefully soon [...]

Posted 23 January 2008 † Bethany § Announcements ‡ Comments (0) °

Winter Sucks

I live in Bethesda, Maryland and work in Alexandria, Virginia. For those of you outside the DC Metro area, that means I have a long commute–25 miles one way.
I must have some sort of chromosomal abnormality, because I waited until after 6 p.m. to leave work today, during the great blizzard of December 5, 2007. [...]

Posted 05 December 2007 † Bethany § Personal § Washington, DC ‡ Comments (0) °

Elevator Etiquette

Five people are on an elevator, headed up to the top floor of a building. The elevator stops on the top floor and as soon as the doors open, a woman steps onto the elevator without waiting to let the passengers out. She stands in the middle, directly in front of the people already [...]

Posted 27 August 2007 † Bethany § ‡ Comments (11) °

Super Pissed

Dear Jerk Who Left Your Chewed-Up Gum on the Seat at the Majestic Movie Theater in Silver Spring, Maryland:
Thank you SO MUCH. I sat in your abc gum (a.k.a. “already been chewed”, in case you never made it through elementary school) throughout the entire length of Knocked Up this afternoon. All of it stuck to [...]

Posted 14 July 2007 † Bethany § Movies § Personal § Photography ‡ Comments (1) °